Things that I know:
(I love my wife)
The cars in the parking lot are like the teeth of a great beast
Sunglasses can hide ugly like nobody's business
Upton Sinclair's mention of the jungle in The Jungle relates specifically to man's desire to copulate and whatever genetic disposition to procreate that may assume (still an assumption)
Hats look weird on fat girls
Men who smile when they read are one hundred times more likely to get punched in the face by a maniac
Charles Bronson leaves his totables on the train after he shoots two thugs in Death Wish
Better question; what came first, the leather or the steak
People are judged by who their lovers are
Coffee can and has started a war
The value of pork bellies is directly related to the speed at which concrete sidewalks are laid
The gasoline byproduct MBTE is in our water supply and causing birth defects
There is no more land to be developed
Clocks are bad for business
Timing is everything
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3.4.08
(I love my wife)
The cars in the parking lot are like the teeth of a great beast
Sunglasses can hide ugly like nobody's business
Upton Sinclair's mention of the jungle in The Jungle relates specifically to man's desire to copulate and whatever genetic disposition to procreate that may assume (still an assumption)
Hats look weird on fat girls
Men who smile when they read are one hundred times more likely to get punched in the face by a maniac
Charles Bronson leaves his totables on the train after he shoots two thugs in Death Wish
Better question; what came first, the leather or the steak
People are judged by who their lovers are
Coffee can and has started a war
The value of pork bellies is directly related to the speed at which concrete sidewalks are laid
The gasoline byproduct MBTE is in our water supply and causing birth defects
There is no more land to be developed
Clocks are bad for business
Timing is everything
--
3.4.08
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