John Motherfucking Glenn
Getting all John Motherfucking Wayne
up in this bitch
Did you take the money
We'll never know or care
John Motherfucking McCain
sure don't give a flying fuck
He's all Kanye West up in this piece -
Assuming he's already dead
and the rest of this shit is just
gravy
John Motherfucking Glenn
Could have been leader of the free world
But bumped his motherfucking head
Write a nursery rhyme
about that crazy shit
"John Motherfucking Glenn
Fought the senate now and then
He joined the ranks, so what's the rub
Coulda gone further, but slipped in the tub"
Poor Motherfucking Glenn
John Motherfucking Glenn
All Neil Motherfucking Armstrong
up in this shit
was right there when RF to the motherfucking K was shot
That's some hellbent historical shit
He's that dude in the pictures
In every picture
Smiling like a motherfucking leprechaun
John Motherfucking Glenn
is married to his cousin's daughter
He didn't know at the time
But they are the cutest damn couple
you ever seen
He could still be your adjunct professor
If you are into public affairs
and you're into Ohio -
John Motherfucking Glenn
is balls deep in Ohio
Getting people more involved
in the shit that runs
that everyday life type of shit
John Motherfucking Glenn
First supersonic transcontinental flight
stopped three times for gas and
just to say, "what the fuck up, people"
He wanted to fly real bad
All the time
Even Bill Motherfucking Clinton
had his Scotch nuts in a vice
When he wanted to go up for one last bang
John Motherfucking Glenn
stay off that I-270
You the motherfucking man
just relax, Johnny
You dottin' the "i" now
you all up in that Bob Motherfucking Hope shit now
relax, Johnny
you good
You and your non-proliferating ass
you good
--
4.26.10
Getting all John Motherfucking Wayne
up in this bitch
Did you take the money
We'll never know or care
John Motherfucking McCain
sure don't give a flying fuck
He's all Kanye West up in this piece -
Assuming he's already dead
and the rest of this shit is just
gravy
John Motherfucking Glenn
Could have been leader of the free world
But bumped his motherfucking head
Write a nursery rhyme
about that crazy shit
"John Motherfucking Glenn
Fought the senate now and then
He joined the ranks, so what's the rub
Coulda gone further, but slipped in the tub"
Poor Motherfucking Glenn
John Motherfucking Glenn
All Neil Motherfucking Armstrong
up in this shit
was right there when RF to the motherfucking K was shot
That's some hellbent historical shit
He's that dude in the pictures
In every picture
Smiling like a motherfucking leprechaun
John Motherfucking Glenn
is married to his cousin's daughter
He didn't know at the time
But they are the cutest damn couple
you ever seen
He could still be your adjunct professor
If you are into public affairs
and you're into Ohio -
John Motherfucking Glenn
is balls deep in Ohio
Getting people more involved
in the shit that runs
that everyday life type of shit
John Motherfucking Glenn
First supersonic transcontinental flight
stopped three times for gas and
just to say, "what the fuck up, people"
He wanted to fly real bad
All the time
Even Bill Motherfucking Clinton
had his Scotch nuts in a vice
When he wanted to go up for one last bang
John Motherfucking Glenn
stay off that I-270
You the motherfucking man
just relax, Johnny
You dottin' the "i" now
you all up in that Bob Motherfucking Hope shit now
relax, Johnny
you good
You and your non-proliferating ass
you good
--
4.26.10
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