Russian Standard

In our new socialist regime
We will only capitalize on the beginning of sentences
Mostly because the machines do it for us
When we drink, we drink something standard
If it helps the government, then it helps us
I donated my theoretical liver to the betterment of all today
It's really only on loan to me anyway
Not from god above directly
But by way of my government
Just to be clear I will vote Obama
Again
Just to be clear
I think Nader's twitch and sour disposition got in the way of his candidacy
Fact: vodka has non-empty calories
Fact: you can burn anything solid except ash
Fact: I am making up facts and randomly considering them to be true --
Beautiful temple gates
Welcome me in
As your younger brother
Some ripped and torn soul
That needs facts to survive
And vodka
And a liver
After this government topples
Or if you choose to keep it
As the pepsi to your coke
Please let me behave in accordance
With the rules and regulations
Built by your glorious NGO
Let me be Frank
Let me be anyone you need
Let me be
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4.8.11

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